I suddenly understand that my reality is stuck on Eternal Opposite Day. So from now on, I must do the opposite of everything my whims tell me to do. I have to lavish adoration on the things I think bore me. I have to shrug my shoulders apathetically at the things that intoxicate me. I have to allocate more time to the people I don't think I need to spend time with, and allot little to no time to those I am dead convinced I must see CONSTANTLY. When I have the urge to do something publicly, I have to keep it private. When I feel I HAVE to do something IMMEDIATELY, I must instead wait.
I get it now. I can do Opposite Day.