Thursday, January 16, 2014

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Sunday, May 19, 2013

Anatomy of La Coqueta

ANATOMY OF LA COQUETA Tinnitus Brain At the edge of a uranium mine tailing, there is a teeming anthill. These ants, they go ten times faster than normal ants, and their heads are gigantic on their thoraxes. They've got ten legs instead of six. They scramble frantically around cacti and scrub oak, mistaking sand for sugar, piling it up in tunnels deep under the ground. They're preparing for the apocalypse, but it never comes. Turgid Peas for Eyes At a coffee shop filled with twenty-somethings, a washed-up old rockstar sits drinking an IPA at 11AM—the earliest they can sell it to him. His face is always hot with jealousy. He hates the young men who pick up pussy like it's nothing. Like it's just another cafe cheeseburger. He dyes his hair a bright yellow-blond and goes out at night when his bones want to sleep. His sunglasses are a decade out of style, but no one's told him so. Prairie Ears An old nightbird whistles cold and scary in full moon fog. No love is big enough to take away the chill it leaves. No love is big enough. Breasts Swollen Once Per Month There's a woman in Mississippi so goddamned fat it takes four men to hoist her off the bed and onto a slab of plywood to carry her out to the pickup bed. She's got a skinny husband she pushes around. Give Mama a footrub! Go buy me some Twinkies, baby! The doctor told him not to, but the scrawny little worm does it for her every time. What you gotta do is not feed her for a month, the doctor said. Just bring her water, and high tail it out of her reach before she gets riled up about it. What's she gonna do, get up and chase you down? She's got enough blubber to live off for a year at least. She'll hate you for it, but you'd be doing her a favor. Tightness in the Chest A bunch of vigilante conspiracy theorists have holed up in the sun-bleached ribcage of an old blue whale. They're setting fire to polyester American flags, which melt like nylon rope. They've got pink, pint-size rifles for the little girls tromping around in their fathers' boots. A one-eyed old shotgun toter's got a banjo and a long gray beard. He sits on a rib and can't stop singing about death in the coal mines back home. The young fellas walk the perimeter in shifts, assault rifles and ammo slung across their backs. They're ready and waiting. Just let the government try and make a New World Order. Roiling Stomach In Ohio, there's a meteorologist suffering from insomnia. He wakes up at 3AM to calculate the speed at which a storm is moving up the East Coast. He finds the answers under mashed potato clouds. Under the light of a tiny desk lamp, he scribbles madly on legal pad paper. He draws the center of the storm, a big black hole eating up the world. He runs to the rooftop to yell out his findings, but lightning strikes him and he looks like Jesus with his arms outstretched. Hot Pepper Intestines Sometimes the things boys dare a girl to do end up becoming lifelong hobbies. For Sarah, it was tightrope walking. For Betty, it was auto repair. But for Kara, it was astral projection, and she mastered it above and beyond the man who wanted her to do it. One night they lay there in bed. She was drifting off to sleep when he yelled out, “There! There, did you feel that?” Now ten years later, she's off flying through the ether, buying tickets to everywhere with the money her mother left her. She's been to Haiti, Nepal, and Bermuda. But her sites are set on loftier places. She's heading out past Neptune as we speak. Long Legs That Never Lose Their Youth There is a hill behind the trailer park where girls go climbing the summer before they start 9th grade. Down in the trailer park, Mexican construction workers shield their eyes from the sun to watch. The girls whisper to each other how they hate it, and really, it scares them a little, but it also makes their pulses race. They crouch down and giggle in a ravine littered with beer bottles. The smell of sagebrush is hot around them. A twig snaps a few feet off. They scream and scatter like rabbits. Planter Fasciitis Heel There is a tattooed girl who walks and smokes ten miles at 2AM. She's trying to outwalk the coyotes in the distance. The faster she walks, the louder their yipping gets, but when she turns her head to look, she never catches hide nor hair of them. THE END

Saturday, March 23, 2013

Good Food Festival and Conference 2013

I am one of the many Seattleites trying to reshape the way I purchase food to support the sustainable locavore food model. Yet despite the fact that Seattle is such a major center for this movement, my fiance and I had to travel all the way to Chicago to find a conference truly dedicated to the movement. Over St. Patrick's Day weekend, Chicago held its annual Good Food Festival and Conference, where “food patriots”— a term coined by Chicago filmmaker Jeff Spitz—share how they are revitalizing local food production. Through a weekend of speaker panels, workshops, food tastings, and farmer exhibition booths, members of Chicago's sustainable food movement demonstrated every possible facet of engaged local food production. From making kombucha and craft beers at home to starting food co-ops and creating new models of land tenure, Chicagoans are leading the way in creating a strong, empowering connection between urban areas and nearby farms. The weekend kicked off with a trade show that was more like a gigantic indoor farmers market. Farmers, food producers, and food co-op owners from Illinois and neighboring parts of Wisconsin set up booths to educate the public about what they do, as well as to sell some excellent cheeses, yogurts, kombucha, salamis, and hot sauces. Many of these food makers later hosted workshops on everything from sausage making to herb drying. On the first evening of the conference, restaurants set up booths for the Localicious food tasting. Over 40 Chicago restaurants, craft brewers, and spirit makers served some of the most amazing food and drink I have ever tasted. From gluten-free ravioli made of roasted beets to fizzy kombucha cocktails, Chicago foodies ate and drank their way around the trade show room to the music of Chicago's outstanding Sunnyside Up bluegrass string band. The two key words on everyone's lips as they savored the amazing flavors were “purchasing power”. Businesses and organizations all over Illinois are taking a more active, conscious approach to how their food purchasing power is used. Chicago's public schools, which serve more food than all the restaurants in Chicago combined, are creating demand for local farm products in the form of millions of school lunch dollars. Chicago's McCormick Place Convention Center, America's largest convention center, is utilizing its purchasing power to showcase organic local food at every conference and party it hosts. Even Illinois WalMart stores are now selling produce grown by local farmers. These are excellent examples of how preexisting organizations and businesses can be used to reshape America's way of producing food. Smaller community groups in Chicago are also working with existing businesses to bring change in poor neighborhoods suffering disproportionately from the obesity epidemic. These neighborhoods tend to be“food deserts”, where the nearest grocery stores are too far away for most residents to travel to. In wealthier neighborhoods, residents might address this issue by starting a food co-op, but poorer neighborhoods lack the financial resources to get a co-op off the ground. This is why groups like the Healthy Corner Store Project (HCSP) are working to bring fresh produce in to the neighborhood in alternative ways. HCSP provides neighborhood convenience stores with grants of $2500 to buy the shelving and refrigeration units they need to sell fresh fruits and vegetables. Another group, the Sixteenth Street Community Health Center, persuades grocery stores in poor neighborhoods to start carrying healthy food products, such as quinoa. In-store cooking demonstrations teach customers how to integrate these new foods into daily meals. One of the most fascinating solutions Chicago neighborhoods have come up with are mobile produce markets, which convert buses into produce-stores-on-wheels. These mobile groceries park in strategic areas of food deserts, giving residents a place to buy locally grown healthy food. Illinois has also become a leader in using the sustainable food movement to address local economic challenges. Currently, 46 billion food consumption dollars leave Illinois every year, while only $2 billion are spent on food grown within the state. The increase of local farms over the past few years aims to reverse that flow of dollars to keep money inside Illinois. This creates economic stimulation at all levels of the food supply chain. Vacant lots converted to urban farm plots are providing extra jobs here and there for poor communities suffering disproportionately high unemployment. At the retail level, the rise of farmers markets, food co-ops, and lots converted to green spaces has a stimulating effect on neighboring businesses. Farmers markets bring in “sticky dollars”, since customers also do shopping at neighboring businesses while the farmers market is in session. A similar effect is seen when food co-ops are formed. For every $1000 customers spend at a food co-op, an additional $1600 is generated as the co-op purchases supplies and infrastructure material from local businesses. Even just the creation of a new green space or a healthy food store causes property values to go up for the entire neighborhood. According to Jason Navota of the Chicago Metropolitan Agency for Planning, Chicago is expecting a 25% population growth by 2040. This means that Illinois farmers will be competing with developers for access to land. As large Illinois soybean and corn farmers parcel off land to sell, a unique opportunity also arises for aspiring farmers to buy small plots. This is one unexpected benefit of land parcelling; large, expensive pieces of land that currently grow soy and corn to feed livestock can be converted into smaller, more affordable units for growing fresh produce for humans. However, competing with developers for even a small land purchase is still a major challenge for new farmers, so organizations such as the Liberty Prairie Foundation, the American Farmland Trust, and Open Lands have stepped forward to fill the gap. These organizations are able to purchase land parcels and hold them until ownership rights can be purchased by local governments or farmers. These organizations have the money and time to negotiate land deals on behalf of small farmers, and are able to develop strategies for stripping away land development rights to create permanently protected farmland. Once land is secured, there is the challenge of helping new farmers finance infrastructure, Good Agricultural Practices (GAP) certifications, and produce transport to markets. Groups such as the Kane County Farmland Protection Program are helping farmers organize co-ops, apply for government funding, or find private sector partners, such as Whole Foods, to meet these needs. Alongside all this talk on food and farming policy, there were plenty of people at the conference demonstrating how individuals can change the food system from their own kitchens and communities. Founders of the Dill Pickle Co-op and The Sugar Beet Co-op spoke on how to start a neighborhood co-op. NessAlla Kombucha gave a witty and playful workshop on making kombucha at home. The country's most renowned fermentation master, Sandor Katz, demonstrated how to make sauerkraut at home using the old European tradition of salt, vegetables, and naturally occurring lactic acid bacteria, with no canning or vinegar involved. He dispelled the myth that all bacteria is dangerous or undesirable, and urged the audience to help end the blind, uniformed “war on bacteria” that is doing us more harm than good in this age of hand sanitizers and anti-bacterial soaps. The conference also featured two film screenings. Food Patriots is Chicago filmmaker Jeff Spitz's humorous tale of how his family brought empowered food production to their own backyard, and how this led them to start building connections with local urban farmers, composters, community organizers, nutritionally astute football coaches, and others involved in the sustainable food movement. The second film, Genetic Roulette, directed by Jeffrey Smith of the Institute for Responsible Technology, is an exposé of how genetically modified foods affect human health. The film features interviews with scientists from the Union of Concerned Scientists, many of whom had their careers threatened when they alerted the American public of what profit and political motives are doing to our food system. Despite the alarming content of the second film, I left the conference feeling more hopeful than I have in years for the future of food and agriculture in this country. Although there is still so much to change, none of us is alone in doing so. Food Patriots from Seattle to Chicago are uniting on the delicious journey to sustainable, healthy, meaningful local food.

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Steampunk Halloween

I came in for my Tuesday morning shift at Otherworlds and discovered that Ahren and Brynn have put out all the new Halloween accessories. Coming into this place is magical:

Thursday, August 9, 2012


If you could open your own store, what would it look like? What would you sell? Would your customers have a typical retail experience, or would you transport them to another world? New entrepreneurs would be wise to stop by Otherworlds in Edmonds, Washington for a truly original example of how to make a business something magical. Otherworlds is a new store specializing in steampunk, fantasy, science fiction, and classic horror. (Just imagine H.P. Lovecraft, Neil Gaiman, Jules Verne, and Nikola Tesla all sipping absinthe together from a Victorian tea set.) Otherworlds sells books, board games, steampunk hats and goggles, skull-shaped sugar cubes, earrings made from clock gears, Venus flytraps, retro art flasks, and endless other delightful things. For the month of August, you can even buy scalemail leather gloves made by Metal Artisan Studios. Owners Brynn and Ahren have poured their passion and creative talent into decorating the store. Should you come in to play games at the tables in the back, you'll find the perfect magical setting. The Otherworlds grand opening took place on June 30th. I hadn't seen the store since the beginning of June, Ahren and Brynn were running around through piles of sawdust, recruiting every friend and relative they had to paint furniture and walls.
Imagine my surprise when I showed up for the grand opening:
There were costumes...
Tea leaf readings...
And even a silhouette artist...
The store was so busy it took me an hour to get Ahren and Brynn in one place for a picture:
Here are some pictures from around the store:
Every month, Otherworlds exhibits and sells the work of local artists. Here are a few pieces of this month's art, made by Yvette Endrijautzki and other artists from Nautilus Studios:
For those of you who are familiar with the TV shows Firefly and Serenity, Otherworlds and Seattle Browncoats have teamed up to sell Serenity merchandise in the store to raise money for various charities.
Otherworlds also holds events at their store. Stop by at 7PM on August 18th for the Summer Shivers ghost story readings by the Seattle Storyteller's Guild. Show up in your best steampunk costume for a 10% discount. And follow Otherworlds on Facebook and Twitter.

Sunday, July 22, 2012

Bo Huff's Rockabilly Car Show

Last weekend was the annual Bo Huff's Rockabilly Car Show in East Carbon (a.k.a. Dragerton), Utah last weekend. I've wanted to go to this show for years. My brother takes his rat rods there every year, and always comes back with tales of rockabilly debauchery and Bo Huff antics. This year, I finally got to see it for myself. After spending a couple of days in sinful Las Vegas, and another in creepy-Salt Lake City, my boyfriend and I drove to Dragerton in the magic light of early evening.
East Carbon is about a three-hour drive southeast of Salt Lake city. Continue on Highway 191 another half hour and you'd be in Green River. East Carbon is one of several small coal mining towns in east-central Utah. It's built right along the railroad tracks, and one main highway runs through the center. There's a Sinclair gas station, a grange hall, three churches (one Mormon, one Catholic, one Pentecostal), a small grocery store, Bo Huff's Hot Rod Museum, and a few little residential neighborhoods. Some of the homes are trailers, a few are ramshackle houses, but most are regular old middle American homes. On the day we arrived, the air was filled with the smell of rain on sagebrush.
As we pulled into town, we saw cars and people gathered at Bo Huff's museum/shop, and in front of the grange hall:
(Side note...Here's what I was wearing that day.)
We stopped at Bo Huff's to find out where my brother was. It was my first time meeting Bo Huff, and he really was as saucy as my brother had told me. He liked my Mardi Gras glasses, and told me with a mischievous smile, "Don't ever take those off. I don't ever want to see your face!" We then drove to the other end of town, to the park where the car show was to be held the following day. Here was where my brother and all his pals had their cars parked and tents set up for the weekend:
That night, those of the Cat Dragrz who were sober enough to drive or walk back up the hill to town went to the grange hall to hear a performance by the rockabilly band, Mad Max and the Wild Ones. The band is made up of three sons and their father (who plays a rockabilly pinstriped bass). Here's the soon-to-be-teen-heartthrob, Duke, lead singer of the band:
Early the next morning, we all crawled out of the tents. The Cat Dragrz complained of hangovers as they rolled their cars out onto the grass. They weren't the only ones setting up. Bo Huff's car show is part of East Carbon's 1950's themed annual Community Daze festival, so there were all kinds of food and craft booths setting up as well. There was even a tattoo booth, a Suavecito greaser pomade booth, and a barber tent where men lined up for pompadour haircuts. Here are some photos from the show:
In the upcoming weeks, I'll post more blog entries about specific people from the car show. Jason is currently editing the video footage we took. Stay tuned for updates on when we'll launch the Kickstarter fund drive for the custom cars documentary!